Yep, the wife's doing with our firstborn baby any day now.

And you hear what people say, but it can't be that bad, right?

We did it, honey.

Trifecta, he projectile puked, peed, and pooped on me.

Just waiting for snot now. We'll do them all.

I am nervous though, because you hear how fathers, they don't bond with the baby immediately.

It takes some time. Oh, the second I held my son out of the womb, I was head over heels in love.

But after a few weeks getting to know him, I could use some time apart.

My wife, she's one who feeds it, right?

I can only do so much.

So, like, she's going to be the really busy one.

Yeah, I'm pretty tired.

You know, we have to her to suffer too. And I hear this a lot,

you know, parents saying the nights are long, but the years are short. I'm just trying to cherish it.

All of it's long. The nights, the weeks, the months. Well, there's something that's short my patience.

Grandma and Grandpa, need your help again. What's up, recties? I'm back. Big Papa's back. Hey, back from the cradle.

No, part of that opening skit was like a 3M combo.

We now, when we do the middle light stuff, we just don't say word to each other.

Yeah.

It's kind of nice.

But she was like, do you, because you, have you heard this kind of line of thinking before where the dads, it takes months

for you to bond with the kid.

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