#181 BEN AFFLECK vs MATT DAMON, Who Would Win?!
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon join The Makeshift Podcast alongside fellow cast members of The RIP, Sasha Calle and Catalina Sandino Moreno. They debate how much money they would take to stop doing certain things, decide the best city for movie of all time, and ultimately decide who would be better in certain categories!
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| 1:28.3 | Why not? |
| 1:29.3 | I love that. Why not? How much money would it take for you to never go to your home state or city again? Oh my god, never go back? Do you know what Wawa is? No. What's Wawa? What do you think about it and out's fries? Not my favorite. The burger is so good that like I tolerate the fries. |
| 1:44.2 | Ben's got a pepper mouth. |
| 1:45.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:46.8 | Let's say he's not here. He's not here. Throw him under the bus. And we are the makeshift project. Sounds like you haven't done a lot of planning then. Just an ad hoc project. Exactly. Well, the reason why it's called that is because we started the podcast in my parents' basement |
| 2:01.7 | and we kind of just threw a bunch of stuff on the wall. |
| 2:03.6 | I like it. |
| 2:04.6 | I like it. And we just rolled with it. All right, welcome back to the podcast. That's not a pro-shyverting. Yeah, exactly. That's the motto. It's a good way to do it. Welcome back to the podcast. two very special guests say you got Ben Affleck and Sotcha Kaye. Thank you so much for |
| 2:16.6 | joining us today. Thanks for having us. Yeah, we watched the movie The Rip. Yes, it was awesome. |
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