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carol So, there's a couple of parenting things that I've been witnessing.

Yeah, number one.

I think I talked before about the guy and the couple across the street who have a two-year-old now. I think he's two now. And like we would have, we've had, we have stoop parties every once in a while. And so we're out there like 11 and people are drinking cocktails and whatnot. And like he'll be, the kid will be running around without a shirt on. And everyone's like bundled up because it's cold. Yeah. And they just like, and he's all dirty.

He's just like this little, like a street kid.

But he lives with people in a house. Right, right. But he looks like he doesn't. Right. Yeah. He looks like a kid that like would come out and be like, he's fucking Greystoke. There he is. Little Greystoke. Or if you just crossed into Tijuana, he would look up and say, Shikla.

Shikla?

Yeah, exactly.

Right.

So, I'm at home the night, and I hear some crying, and it's about 10.45. Is it Shikle? Well, first I'm like, is that Finn? Is Finn waking up? Right. Nope. It's not Finn. Fins asleep, because it 10.45. Yes, uh-huh. And then I hear it, and I'm like, well, that's coming from the back. So I walk over to the window and I look. And there's the young kid. He's got a shirt on, thank God. No shoes. So he's standing in our neighbor's driveway, and he's crying. How old is he? He's two. Some class. This is some awesome parenting already. Oh, I can tell you more. And so he's crying, and the mom is there. She's pregnant. Oh, she's there. So she's bringing number two into the world. I get it. This shit is fucking working.

Yeah, what is? Like, if you've got this kind of magic going on, yeah. Bring more, make more, you know, just keep cranking them out. Dude. Because eventually, they'll each get a shirt. Oh, sure. Why not? They'll be a couple of them. Yeah. Okay, so I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

So I'm watching, and the mom's like, okay, come on.

And the day... Oh, sure, why not? There'll be a couple of them. Yeah. Okay, so I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

So I'm watching, and the mom's like, okay, come on.

And the dad has climbed our neighbor's orange tree, and he's picking oranges at 10.45 at night

so they can have fresh oranges the next morning.

Who the fuck are these orangutans? I don't know. Who are these orangutans? It's fucking crazy, right? What fucking neighborhood do you live in? I've been to your neighborhood. What? I don't understand. It's a nice neighborhood. But it's filled with fucking lunatics. Who the fuck are these people? I don't know. He's going to shit ever since Mitch left.

No, I know.

Once Mitch took off...

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