180. You Might Be a Seven

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk.
0:03.0	Hello.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:11.0	Hello.
0:13.0	Hello.
0:14.0	Hello.
0:15.0	Hello.
0:17.0	Hello.
0:19.0	Hey, what's up?
0:20.0	It's Lifeline episode 180. It's Sunday, October 5th. What the Frank?
0:24.1	What the frink and fron? Yeah, happy birthday to Bernie Mac. We loved him. We loved him. Very, very, very, very, very funny.
0:31.7	How funny was Bernie Mac, dude? Wow, R-I-P. Yeah. He's in heaven for sure.
0:39.3	You know?
2:17.9	No, he's in heaven. Oh. Don't. Don't. Don't. I hope so. I hope there is one. And if there is one, I hope he's there. He's there. What I do know, though, is that I am now currently in Oslo. so if you're listening to this i I'm in Oslo or London or Amsterdam. And then I... Dwindling on where you know you are. And I will be home. And then I will be home. And then I'll be in Midland, Texas, Waco, Texas, Syracuse, New York, Hamilton, Ontario, Illinois, man. These are all coming up. Wow. Wow, Kansas City, Omaha. Omaha, okay? I'm in Omaha. Krista.com, go get the tickets now. Thank you very much. Go see me in New Year's Eve, too, on San Antonio. I think he... San Antonio! Ding! Go see Krista Leah in San Antonio! Ding! On New Year's Eve! And subscribe to our YouTube! Subscribe to our YouTube! Subscribe to our YouTube! And now listen, do you guys like to have a good time? Do you guys like to have a good time? Somebody answer me? Yeah. Great. You know who else likes to have a good time? Okay. Well, then, I was just waiting for somebody to say, fuck. I saw you were asking the crowd, the audience. No, no, no, someone here. Okay, great. You do. Yeah, one person. Okay. Well, other people who like to have good times, which you say are everyone. Okay. Should join my Patreon at pageion.. slash Matt DeLea because it is the best time in the world every time we do it. Wow. And everyone jumps up and down when they're in their home. They're in yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And it's live and it goes crazy. And crazy stuff happens. And this happens that happens and that happens and this happens.
2:18.8	Not describing anything.
2:20.7	It's crazy.
2:21.2	You know.
2:21.8	It's just nuts.
2:24.7	Oh, even flow.
2:30.6	It's really weird how.
2:31.3	Nope.
2:32.2	Do not.
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