180: Red Hot Kinky Queens

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2016

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Steve imagines a world in which we are firemens, Matt imagines a world in which the queen fabricates Russian-guage rail from her anus, and Log fails to write a Kinky Boots feature and tries to have a conversation instead

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 180 of the regular features podcast.
0:04.7	One hundred and eighty!
0:09.0	That's the darts joke.
0:10.3	Darts.
0:11.2	Tell me one podcast that didn't reach 180 in the UK and do that.
0:18.8	Most podcasts die before the age of 180.
0:22.4	It's very sad, but it's true.
0:23.8	Now that we hit this, statistically, we're going to go on for 700 more episodes.
0:28.2	Wow.
0:28.8	Well, that's good to know.
0:30.5	Steve Hoggaty.
0:31.7	My name's Steve Hoggatty.
0:33.8	How do you do?
0:35.0	What feature you got for us tonight, Steve?
0:36.6	I've got a feature about, what if we were firemen? That's the sound of Matt Lees. That's the sound of Steve Hogan, but this is the sound of Matt Lees. Get off you guys. I want the spotlight for a moment. I'm John Bly. Fine. What are you doing, Log? Well, I've got the story of a fail feature, a couple of things that
0:54.7	happened. It's a bit of a flimsy thing, but I don't think you'll care. I won't care a bit. My name's Matt Lease and I'll be talking about the queen shitting railway that are ass in Anglesey. That sounds brilliant. Features, the killer, The features, teachers, teachers,
1:13.0	the teachers, they're gonna, da, yeah. that sounds brilliant features regular features
1:10.8	regular features
1:25.7	regular features
1:26.5	the 11th
1:27.3	obviously 11th regular features will be five years old. And the only thing I've maintained for longer than five years is a relationship with a woman. Everything else in my life has been flippant and thrown away. There's nothing else apart from Stuart that I... Yeah. That's less than five years in life. Apart from... Yeah, my parents, they're still around. Yeah, I mean, you didn't really start that.
1:47.1	Like, if anything, they started you.
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