On Air Brands.

Yeah, everybody, I'm here to tell you, if you're looking for your numbers, there's an app or a website or an online mortgage calculator where you can punch in the numbers and you'll get the monthly house payment based on the current market mortgage interest rate.

But I'm telling you, if you're using that number that it spits out as your goal number

without calculating in all of your own personal financial information, that's like, well,

it's like, um, I can't even think of a simile.

Play the music. I need time to think of a simile. Play the music.

I need time to think.

What has happened in my how to Buy a Homies?

I'm your host, David Sidoni, and I can't believe that I got simile stumped.

Oh, man.

All right, well, I had the music, got some time, so let me try one on you.

Using an online mortgage calculator to set your home buying goals is like picking your life

partner from a photo-only dating app. Bam! I still got it. What's up, everybody? If you're

watching this on video, you'll notice I have an 8 o'clock shadow because, yeah, your boy got

started writing on this,

and I just went crazy. So you're going to get the information that you came for today,

and then you're going to get a little soapbox, a little bit of a tirade, just a tiny touch of

my manifesto part four or five. But we're going to start with the things you came

for. So what I'm going to do in this episode is I'm going to rip through a whole bunch of the

details. And it's going to help explain that why trying to just save for your home on your own

can mean that you might hit tons of shoots in the game of shoots and ladders

that is your roadmap to buy in a home. Shoots create setbacks when you think that you are moving

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