180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 1 September 2017

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:20.5	to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
0:23.5	My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with Anichezinski and Miller and James
0:28.7	Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts
0:33.2	from the last seven days and in a particular order, here we go.
0:37.7	Starting with you and...
0:39.6	My fact is that Genoa Airport has relaxed its liquid band but only for Pesto.
0:44.4	I wouldn't even say Pesto was a liquid.
0:47.0	It's more like a soup, isn't it?
0:48.9	Well, well soup isn't liquid.
0:50.6	You're not allowed to take soups to the rest.
0:52.7	I mean, there's one group of people that you don't want to haggle with is proly airport
0:56.0	security.
0:57.0	They say, don't bring it outward.
0:59.4	I went through airport security this time and I went to the passport guy and the guy said,
1:03.6	have you got a problem?
1:04.6	And I think he was trying to be nice but he had a glass of wheat and accent and he sounded
1:07.6	like he was trying to find me outside for a fight.
1:10.0	Do you guys problem it?
1:13.5	Did he then say politely do you want to take this outside?
1:15.7	He's trying to help me politely smack me in the face.
1:20.0	But the Pesto campaign, so basically this airport was confiscating about 500 jobs
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