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The Basement Yard

#180 - Kids Say The Darndest Things

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Danny and I talk about how mean children are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:02.4

I already know what everyone's reaction is gonna be like,

0:04.5

oh my god, they switched sides.

0:06.1

Oh my god, when you just like sitting in your side teeth.

0:09.0

This is it.

0:10.0

Isn't that weird like back in like third grade?

0:13.5

Like when you-

0:14.3

How do we already start with one of these things?

0:16.3

I know, right?

0:17.3

But isn't that weird?

0:18.6

But like in third grade, right?

0:19.9

When you would go on like a school trip.

0:21.9

Yeah.

0:22.8

And you would sit on a particular seat in the bus.

0:25.4

You automatically-

0:28.8

You said particular.

0:30.2

What a particular.

0:32.2

Sorry.

0:33.2

You would sit at a particular spot.

0:35.2

Yeah, I try to sound smart today.

0:36.2

It's not working.

0:37.2

Okay.

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