#180 - Joey Diaz, Sarah Tiana and Lee Syatt

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2014

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined comedian Sarah Tiana. Happy Memorial Day you crazy animals!

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Recorded on 05/25/2014.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the church of what's happening now, special memorial day edition.
0:03.2	What it's about to go crazy.
0:05.2	Where's the music?
0:06.7	Oh shit, I forgot.
0:07.7	It's Christ almighty, it's him fucking saying.
0:14.5	Get up, cock suckers.
0:15.7	So look the flag.
0:17.0	Get up, everybody get up.
0:18.5	It's Memorial Day weekend.
0:20.0	I'm sure you had a grandpa who killed the Japanese persons.
0:25.5	I'm sure you had an uncle who stabbed the Puerto Rico in the heart.
0:28.5	Something, get up.
0:30.0	It's not about potato salads and cheeseburgers, you fucks.
0:33.0	It's about being a fucking American.
0:34.9	I stayed in mind.
0:35.9	You need to be born in America to be an American.
0:38.2	You just need to get up in the morning, grab your balls and look at the flag and look at Jesus and say,
0:42.5	you know what?
0:43.3	I got this cock suckers.
0:44.8	I don't need no fucking welfare check.
0:46.8	I'm a savage.
0:47.8	All I need is a fucking knife, a spear and a fuck.
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