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Oh my god.

Are you kidding me or what? Wednesday, May 21st. The day the devil was

lit on fire that fucking cocksucker right here. Bam, but fuck the whole day. It's pretty creepy.

We have a little house like a stage with a devil. Let's see if we fuck that cock something.

Wednesday, get it together, pick your socks up, brush your teeth, wash your ass, polish your toenails,

do something, get out there and stab him off the fucker. Ozzy Osborne, 1969, droppin' on you like a

fucking savage when he was John Osborne. Hit it, we kicked this motherfuckerly. If this don't get

your heart pumping, nothing will. Last time I list this, I'm on the fucking shoe shine man. Let's do it.

Fuck it, 18 dollars is 18 dollars. I don't give a fuck. Here. What? Wiggleleleaf, this is it.

Don't leave. What?

Vapus bomb hits, heroin hits, whatever you got we need today. It's Wednesday. What? Kick it, Leak.

Banner, banner, banner. You should be rolling that first fucking number right now.

I don't give a fuck if you got a little work, you're in a rush, your mom's assholes on fire,

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