#180: Haole 5-0 (@JonahRay)

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🗓️ 18 August 2014

⏱️ 191 minutes

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Summary

Jonah Ray invited me into his converted garage studio to tell me all about Hawaii. Hawaiians have always been the biggest homers of any state in the US. And the daily life in Hawaii has always intrigued me. Jonah grew up there. So he was more than equipped to handle all the questions I had. Jonah Ray is one of the nicest, coolest guys you'll ever meet. I'm glad to get a chance to talk to him every time. I also have some good news about the Comedy Store I share in the intro.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I got it pretty bad from them just because it was like a big dorky target.
0:04.4	I was right next to a marine base and I was also right next to like this neighborhood,
0:08.0	you know, in Kailua and Wamanala, or that would, you know, just,
0:11.3	I was a big white guy.
0:12.0	It was a big target, easy target.
0:13.5	Also, it's, you know, kind of prison rules, you know, take down the biggest one.
0:16.1	I once, there was a few times actually that, you know, someone would go,
0:20.4	it's like, uh, hey, bro, you know, it's like, bro, it's fight.
0:23.1	It's fight right now, bro.
0:23.9	It's beef.
0:24.4	I know.
0:24.9	Wait, why?
0:25.4	Why me?
0:26.0	You know, big is one, cause.
0:28.6	Yeah.
0:30.0	Why do you think he is out of your hand?
0:38.0	And I will back you around the right.
0:46.4	Why do you do?
0:50.0	Why do you ask me?
0:53.5	Why do you do?
0:56.8	You know, maybe I should.
1:00.0	Hi, everybody.
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