All right, here we go.

Hmm.

Sarah, Sarah, from Dave, Fray.

Mm-hmm.

Sarah, Sarah.

And Paul Warden.

Sarah, from Tayses a podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast.

Hey.

Hey, phrase Paul Warden. Improv. This is a podcast. Hey. I can't hear anything. I can't hear anything. Welcome, welcome.

It's a whole podcast and you know it's Wednesday. So a whole new

episode because now I do new episodes every single Wednesday and the demand is longer, longer, longer,

episodes. Longer. We like longer. The problem is, you know, you had other business to take care of

today. I'm running late. I've got to go to a guy now appointment at 145. So this might be just an hour, folks. Okay. Well, you know what? But if they don't get enough of us and they can see us this weekend. I got to make sure these ovaries are staying in place, Paul. Ooh, that's right. I know. I'm having an ultrasound. This would be too much info, but... You're having an ultrasound. Would you ever have your eggs frozen you know it's funny i looked

into that and i was like um you know it's super involved so to get your eggs frozen you have to be

able to like for two weeks be able to basically they can call you at any point you have to leave work

come in they have to do like blood work to make sure your um hormone levels are at like a certain level and that your eggs are producing. And then you have to inject yourself every day with shots and you have to take all these pills leading up to the procedure. Then the procedure is like a day surgery. You have to go in. So I know that some women will do anything in the pursuit of having a baby, but I'm just like, fuck it.

I'll just adopt somebody else's.

So asking you for an egg is not going to.

Basically, that's where I'm going with him. Oh, you want an egg? Could you throw me an egg? Oh, my God. Do you want to have a baby? Are you getting to that? Are you getting the baby? Well, I was out with my friend Brooke last night.

So Brooke has a son named Nolan.

He's so cute.

But basically, Brooke and his partner, Greg, they went to a woman. They got her egg. And then they went to another woman and implanted the egg in her situation. And then they had the baby. So, I mean, it's a lot that went into that baby. I don't know. I mean, it probably cost him over $100,000. I was going to say, okay, yeah, sure. Do you want me to carry it for you? I'll charge like a surcharge. Yeah. Yeah, I got $10,000 on it. How's like $35,000? Okay, fine. Can you also raise it for me and I just come visit every other weekend? No, hell no, no way. And you fucking taking this this child. No way. Are you kidding? I'm going to need full chance. Palomony. You want me to pay palomony? Oh my God. It's a negotiation. You are, you want the kid. Well, I mean, we're just talking. Two's just two friends talking over a couple of eggs.

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