#180: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 13

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

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🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Gnome clothes, tiny doors and a bizarre light in the woods

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the CryptoNOT Podcast Presents, Evil Science and Magic Buddies,
0:28.5	listen to your stories, part 13, I am Mark Stores, and with me as always is, we're out
0:34.5	Morphe, and I'm back, hey, the surprise, fuckers, I bet everybody, I bet you got really
0:43.4	surprised. I was, I was, I was, I was surprised. Yeah, my Lord, it feels right. I mean, we're still
0:52.0	remote, but the fact that you're back is fucking just the kiddie's titties. Welcome back, buddy.
0:58.0	Welcome back, Chris. Dude, the underworld is not what you think it is. Oh, you did, that's right, you
1:02.6	fucking, you came back to us, we fought the angels and you're here. Yeah. Do you have anything to
1:07.0	report? You do eat dust. Look, makes sense. Look once a day. Okay, what's not, I mean, that's not
1:17.4	terrible. Yeah, no, it could be worse. Do you, are you allowed to wash it down with anything?
1:22.3	No, you're just getting the fucking dust. No, it makes sense. Yes. Underworld. What do you do?
1:26.2	You mean, right, there's no like delicious Bud Light in the underworld. Oh, you fucking
1:31.4	bastard. But there should be, it's a horrible punishment. You're right. That would only make
1:36.8	the punishment worse. Right. Before we started recording, I informed the boys, I am now a
1:41.0	Bud Light man and much to my sugar and no one, no one's happy with my decision, but that's
1:45.6	okay. You don't have to be. We're bipartisan. It's okay. We can, we can live and grow together as
1:49.8	one. It's sad when you're friends like your mouth more than you do. You know, I mean, it is what
1:55.4	it is, man. You know, Jenny, Jenny's always been there for you. It'll always be there for you.
1:59.7	What's right standard ops? Be careful. Be here. Christopher is back. That is the important part.
2:07.4	I know it is. Okay. We've been talking for a while now. We're happy as clams. It is fucking awesome.
2:13.4	And yeah, no, the band is back. Exactly. Exactly. But without further, I do, let's get started. We
2:21.6	are going to be doing some patreon shout outs. Our patreon is located at patreon.com slash
2:27.7	kryptonaut podcast. One dollar is the shout out and access to the discord. The five dollars is
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