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The Horny Housewife

180- Birthday Sex and Vibrator Strikes

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.41.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul. Load Boost: Go to loadboost.com and use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order. Uberlube: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% +.freeshipping at uberlube.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected] JOIN THE PATREON www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod

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0:00.0

You were listening to a pleasure podcast.

0:03.0

For more from our sex podcast collective,

0:06.0

visit pleasure podcasts.com. Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, and uh,

0:15.0

uh, uh, uh, we need.

0:17.0

It's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh,

0:21.0

uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, Mommy's going to Kabul on Wednesday.

0:35.0

Daddy and mommy,

0:39.0

Derek and I, myself,

0:41.0

are traveling to a gable on Wednesday and it's a childless vacation

0:47.9

we're watering our marriage we're nurturing it and to be honest when I suggested this trip my husband said no it's

0:56.2

irresponsible we like we have so much for fucking doing there's a lot going

1:01.2

on there is there's a lot of moving what's the saying I don't want to

1:05.3

sound like a dumb bitch there's a lot of moving pieces there's a lot on our

1:10.2

plate there's a lot of duckeys we need to line the fuck up but we're doing it we are

1:15.2

making our shit happen but you know just dropping everything taking a vacay I I pushed for it.

1:22.8

I pushed, I pushed for it.

1:25.8

I'm like, there are husbands that would be so grateful to be,

1:30.1

sure, babe, sure, sure, but you're being a little reluctant but now he's excited he's

1:36.8

excited now and things have been good so if they were not good I could so he'd be like more stressed, but because things are good. He's like

1:47.8

Celebrations. I'm looking forward to having sex whatever I feel like it, you know, not the cock blocks of life just

1:56.2

circling me like vultures. I'm looking forward to sunshine because I live in the Pacific

2:02.0

Northwest. I am just looking forward to it all

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