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While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

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The Optimist Says The Glass is Half Full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty.

It is only the truth seeker who wonders, why is the glass there? Why is their water all over

the floor? Why is it covering every other surface of the house? Who or what is doing this to us?

Welcome to Nightfail.

Listeners, a new traveler has arrived in Nightfail. This is not uncommon, perfectly located as we are

between several vertices, but this traveler is not one who will be mistaken for those other

travelers. You know the ones. This traveler is said to have a foreign face and a handsome,

but terrible beard. He is reportedly wearing a uniform with silver epilets, golden braid,

and buttons of a metallic alloy not describable in our limited color language.

This is all very similar to the marching band uniform of the desert bluff's cacti,

prior to the incident, but the traveler's uniform is not scorched and soaked with blood.

I cannot say that I trust this interloper very much and his actions do not give me reason to trust him,

suggest the manual on interlopers published by the sheriff's secret police. According to the

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