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Not every intro to the podcast has to be good. Welcome back everybody. Sometimes you're there. Sometimes it just happens and it's later and night

the neural. Sometimes it's even worse than normal. I dropped a ring. I dropped a one ring. That's the one you're not supposed to drop. I feel like a real more

door on. It's like more on the more door. Welcome to the podcast. Fen Johnson. We don't have applause. I say it like we have an actual show but it's always just dead noise other than

us saying, yeah, we have a studio audience over there, but we forbid them to to a clap. Well, it's not so much that we forbid them. It's just that

the thing that the light that says applause that burned out a couple years ago. Yeah, so they're even here. Don't like our content anyway. They're not

clap. They're not even they're hearing this and still not getting the message. That's all the bit. That's the run for the bet. Um, so says in our show notes, your name is Sven.

John is Sven Johnson. Sven Johnson. There's an extra S in there. John's son. John's son. Wait a minute, guys. Your brothers. That's not. Yeah, I just wasn't only chose names. I actually when I was first making my YouTube channel, I considered going with my middle name, which is either don't steal my information, please. But you gave it out. I don't need to steal anything.

I'm gonna choke down like down when you speak to put your mouth right on. Oh, that's good. Okay, you got it. Okay, but no, I was just I wanted to do that. So I wouldn't get like a thousand people.

Or you're just gushing little brother. You did doing his thing. They're like what? It's a type of comedy and doing it too. So I'm directly copying anything.

The nice thing is that our last names are so obscure that no one would even guess. Yeah, we're related. Is the thing. Honestly, though, you and me don't look alike. Like at all.

No, I was actually just like looking because we just filmed a video earlier and I had to wear a mullet for it. And I was looking at a picture of me with the mullet on without my bangs, like my hair.

That's the only thing that I look different with. And I look remarkably similar to you. My facial features. I will show you. I don't get it. You catch it sometimes. Show me your face.

No, there's like you catch it with with siblings of the similarities. Like if it's just a way you guys like talk if you smile a certain way or something.

I'll be like that's one of you when I stand on your face. Some but some like really changed DNA wise. Once Feng came along, because like we got we got four siblings in the Johnson household.

And like me and my brother Thor and then my sister like all of us look kind of the same and we have like thinner like lighter hair and stuff.

And then Sven is like so much taller than everybody and he has like this thick Chicano hair. Just a fucking abomination of the face. Sorry, Kim. That's okay.

But no, also one thing is Thor and I everyone has said this too. And I can even notice this. We sound remarkably similar like our voices. That's basically the exact same voice.

Me and my sister sound the same. She sounds like this. That's you. That sounds just like you talking. So you know, she always says.

The feeling of roster.

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