Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer?

If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar.

Dude, I'm so happy the new MacBooks came out just like they were supposed to look at this thing. It's the new 16 inch right here.

I mean, is this not crazy? And you're the only one that called it. You're the only one that said it was going to come.

Johnny, you're still there. I hate you. I just had to do that for the internet. I had to because I'm the only person that's going to be face to face to you to just like voice the absolute like dismay.

You are the internet embodied into one person. You're the voice of the voiceless right now.

John, I was so upset. Dude, you're upset.

Dude, oh my God. How are you doing? You didn't reply to my message. Just like 12 hours. I was like, do I need to call somebody?

I just laughed. I was laughing in my ass off when you tweeted, I could confirm no MacBooks were announced. That was gold, dude. That was so good.

Was it gold though? Was it actually gold? Dude, I did enjoy that tweet a lot.

My WDC track record. I know you don't keep individual event track records on Apple track. But if you did, in case you didn't know, I can give it to you.

I've been running the numbers crunching on myself so far. This is my second WDC is like a leaker. I guess you could call.

And from what I can tell, after all the math, like, you know, moved the one carry the two zero zero percent.

It's my current record for WDC. Just in case you were having trouble keeping track.

Yeah. I mean, according to my calculation, that's pretty bad.

Yeah. It's currently zero. This is the second WDC in a row. I mean, last year, what was it? What was the fucking gas last iPhone OS?

Dude, right before we went live, I guess we're not live. We're just recording this call to Mac put out an article.

Yeah. The headline was like, people are upset they sold their MacBook before WDC. It's a whole article just about how people sold their MacBook Pros or just their MacBook in general.

In preparation for dub dub because somebody on this podcast said that a MacBook was coming. And so people literally based on that alone sold their MacBook.

And just absolutely lit my ass on fire on Twitter yesterday. And this article is literally just about that. Like, imagine if, I mean, because everyone works right most most people go to work.

Imagine if your mistake at work happened in front of hundreds of thousands of people and made the news.

There's a news article just based off of your mistake and everyone's response to your mistake.

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