18: EP 18 - Election Announcement Special

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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News, Politics, Comedy, News Commentary

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Possibly my favourite solo episode, simply because there's so much to talk about. I pull out the satirical flame-thrower on all the opposition parties bollocks & paradoxes. We walk about Ian Blackford's persecution complex, the Lib Dem's domestic black hole and why Jeremy is like a journeyman stand-up. We also talk about the ridiculous reaction to Paul Hollywood's joke and why men shouldn't take their wive's names. Finally we consider the crucial question of who'd win in a fight between Gove & Corbyn. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What most people think?
0:04.0	people think.
0:17.0	Hello and welcome to episode 18 of what most people feel. It's coming isn't it?
0:19.0	holidays are coming, election is coming.
0:22.0	It's always the real thing. He knows when you were sleeping.
0:27.0	This is going to be so great, isn't it, having a December election.
0:30.0	On the 11th of December, my true love gave to me a Tory majority is gonna be all sorts of that sort of fun
0:41.0	I finally they've got round to it you know like like that bit in Ankerman you know
0:45.8	when all the different crews arrive in the car park and they get ready to throw down
0:49.7	it seems like it seems like the election is on at this point but I've recorded this who
0:55.0	fucking knows you know what mean it's gonna be it's gonna be me this week because I
0:58.6	just thought you know there's so much political election stuff to catch up on. There's so many other great stories
1:03.6	knocking around. I just wanted to really get to groups with it. If you haven't
1:07.7	listened to this podcast before, this is coming from the, I don't know, you could
1:12.0	call it the non-woke end of comedy, but it's just a normal
1:15.9	bloke, do you know what I mean?
1:17.1	Interested in politics?
1:18.8	I don't think I'm an arsole, but a lot of people do.
1:21.5	A lot of people do. Having said that, thank you to everybody that came to the recent tour shows in Leeds, York and Aberdeen. There were really fun shows and many of you will know on this podcast and who've been
1:33.5	a live show the live shows that I was begging for an audience in Aberdeen and by
1:37.9	God I've fucking got one I mean it was the room I mean it wasn't packed
1:41.6	right there was there was there was leg room
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