18: Cheesecake Factory
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
This episode is accidentally being released out of the order in which it was recorded because Tim f***ed up (sue me!)
Brought to you by The Cheesecake Factory, this watch of F8 sees Tim in his native of Auckland and Guy across the ditch in Australia. Guy can mentally only categorise this film as a collection of GIFs, rather than cinema, on this watch and is addressing one of the elephants in the room. Tim attempts to defend the flick by discussing modern Hollywood's move to make every blockbuster movie into a theme park ride for the eyes and ears, whilst having a hard time reconciling his horrible work with his beautiful family life. This highbrow discussion is railroaded by both of fellaz being absolutely fascinated by American food chain, The Cheesecake Factory, who sponsored this episode.
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:28.2 | Hello everybody and welcome to the worst idea of all time. Guy and I are away from each other |
| 0:34.7 | because Guy is an Australia in the past when we recorded this. Our present. But one thing that is |
| 0:43.6 | undeniable in Universal is that we have watched the fate of the Furious again. |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah, we've watched it for the seventh time and I really enjoyed that little breakdown on how time |
| 0:55.3 | works term because obviously for the person listening to this this was done in the past |
| 1:02.4 | and to us you're listening to this in the future but confusing me the conversations happening |
| 1:07.0 | right now. In our present. In our present. That's right. Before we sort of get into the |
| 1:15.7 | Should we address the elephant in the room? Okay. We're wearing pretty similar sweater. I've |
| 1:21.3 | called a new sweater. It looks pretty similar to guys. By the way, we're in grey sweaters today. |
| 1:26.9 | Oh, I was going to do it but I thought we were doing a joke. I was going to say like hello elephant. |
| 1:33.0 | That's classic Montgomery right there. Yeah, that is right out of the books. Yeah, I mean we're |
| 1:38.2 | wearing similar outfits. I got a hat on. You don't. I'm going to wear a cat though and you haven't |
| 1:42.8 | seen anything. I'm not your wife term. She never notices. Yeah, it's fun to go to you. |
| 1:51.0 | That's a classic one way street day. Chelsea notices. I actually Chelsea had a really traumatic |
| 1:58.9 | experience as a child with haircuts. I think I think I'm not. Yeah, yeah. Tell us about a school. |
| 2:08.2 | Not that traumatic but she was like her mum was late to pick her up from school and her mum showed |
| 2:14.5 | up and had like had throughout the day had had some sort of haircut which like totally changed |
| 2:20.0 | her face and here and Chelsea. I think it was overwhelmed by like having to wait. She was the last |
| 2:24.5 | one there like being late and just saw her and burst out crying and then I found out early in her |
| 2:29.2 | relationship. I got a haircut without telling her I was getting a haircut and she like I came |
| 2:34.4 | home and she's like didn't say anything outright but she just sort of looked at me real different |
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