Hello there, it's Max Balagde and George Clark from the podcast, The Eustlus Hotline,

where we answer your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird or embarrassing they are.

Our show is currently sponsored by Garnier, who have launched a limited edition,

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It was the night before Christmas Eve and all through Palm Beach,

a countess was stirring with a drunken slurred speech.

I'll kill you all, she exclaimed with glee, as she was arrested and booked with many a felony.

She kicked and she screamed and acted a fool. When they brought her to jail, she cried,

don't be uncool. Sheaksayla V, money can't buy you class,

her catchphrases she murmured as the mugshot went snap.

Settle then her cell, the mattress was no seely. Was this outburst about Tom? Well maybe,

not really. Tins and Derinda Ramonja and B, safe asleep in New York as Lou was set free.

Reality T spilled what little they know, but will learn the truth in season 10 of the show.

Her PR urged, say sorry for goodness sakes, but the countess signed off, even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.

This story's not over nor the legal fight, but marry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Hello there, it's Max Balagde. And George Clark from the podcast, the useless hotline,

where we answer your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird or embarrassing they are.

Our show is currently sponsored by Garnier, who have launched a limited edition,

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