Oh wow. You, babe, you look so hot right now.

What? There's nothing wrong with this.

Sorry boys, I was AFK. Y'all still pining those deals?

Oh my gosh. Oh, I agree. Yes! I would do anything to be as good as you at your little shooter games.

Well, I bet you'd be great, because obviously you've mastered being triggered.

I'm sorry that video games are a waste of time.

I'm just hanging out with my friends virtually. Okay? Video games, sports, just let me live. You're just jealous. Yeah,

maybe I am jealous. I mean if you communicate with me the way you do with your

clan, which is a questionable term, we'd be the world's best couple. Well join me then,

okay? We could do it together. Why would I do that? Because this means a lot to me, okay? So if you just try it, I'll do something that means a lot to you.

I'll talk to your mom for five minutes on the phone.

And make sure all the toilet seats are down for you.

No, you'll need to buy me a new purse.

Okay, yep.

I think we just hit the bullseye.

Oh, that would be your first bullseye.

You suck at this game. By the way, the purse counts as your birthday gift. If you're listening to this episode, it's a special one because this was pre-recorded.

And if you're listening to this, it means Katie is in the hospital and I am there too with the baby.

That's right. So it's very exciting for those listening. For us recording right now, though,

it's just, you know, it's just a normal day.

It's back in the day.

We were just prepping for this day.

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