This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 179 of.

Excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast that takes a hardcore look, get some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy, Leraw, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with two crimes, one involving a spitter and the other, the swallower.

You got to decide which one was worse.

Spitter or the swallower.

Hence the name spit or swallow. Pretty clever, huh? This is supposed to be a fun annual episode? We skipped it last year, though. No idea why. I was all over the place then, but we're back, baby, with a much more consistent schedule, even though this one's a couple days late. But I'm actually thinking I want to start dropping these episodes on Wednesday. I was thinking Monday before, but my weekends usually get messed up. So I like a couple days to maybe catch up if I have to. So Wednesday going forward will be the schedule. And I'm sorry, but I'll try to keep it that way. All right, let's just get into it, but first, you know we got to get a joke in to

set the mood. This one's kind of gross, I'll warn you first. A woman picks up a guy at a bar and

takes him back to her place. They start to get busy, and he goes down on her. After a couple minutes,

he feels a piece of rice in his mouth,

but in his horn dog state, just decides to spit it out and continue.

What a trooper.

A few minutes later, he feels a piece of corn in his mouth,

but once again decides to spit it out and go back to work.

This is a man on a mission.

Not even two minutes later, though, he feels a chunk of beef in his mouth.

And this time, he gets up a little concerned.

And asked the lady, what's the matter with you?

Are you sick or something?

The lady just looks down at him and says no.

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