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The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
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🗓️ 1 August 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Headline Sources:
Trump thinks running for president again is his get out of jail free card: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/07/donald-trump-2024-prison
Homeland Security watchdog halted plan to recover Secret Service texts, records show: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/07/29/homeland-inspector-general-texts
Fox News discovers SFOP0007977: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/house-republicans-demand-answers-biden-admin-grants-promote-atheism
Actual proposal: https://www.state.gov/statements-of-interest-requests-for-proposals-and-notices-of-funding-opportunity/drl-fy20-irf-promoting-and-defending-religious-freedom-inclusive-of-atheist-humanist-non-practicing-and-non-affiliated-individuals/
Manchin finally agrees to reduced climate bill, then Sinema remembers she also sucks: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/30/climate/manchin-climate-deal.html https://www.axios.com/2022/07/30/sinema-schumer-manchin-deal-democrats
Emu and chef help stop driver fleeing crash site: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/07/27/uk-emu-fleeing-driver-chef-hotel/
Christianity Today: “With Gen Z, Women Are No Longer More Religious Than Men”: https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2022/july/young-women-not-more-religious-than-men-gender-gap-gen-z.html
Russia announces it will drop out of ISS missions after 2024: https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-putin-science-241e789005f6375eeac3189acbdbc140
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday, it's August 1st, and the word of the day is licks bigot, which means a |
| 0:08.3 | friend or acquaintance who always drops by right when you open up a bottle to start drinking. |
| 0:13.7 | Using a sentence, everyone I know is technically a licks bigot, but it's not really fair to |
| 0:19.0 | give them a negative lickable, it's a probability thing. |
| 0:22.6 | Yeah, we can't help it. |
| 0:24.6 | It's like the way that you guys always have to tell new people that it's not that you |
| 0:27.8 | piss off, no, it's that breathing air does. |
| 0:30.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.7 | I did not expect that interjection, not to involve marijuana, so I'm going to need a couple |
| 0:37.0 | of seconds to regroup here. |
| 0:38.7 | Interesting. |
| 0:39.7 | All right. |
| 0:40.7 | Well, I'm Noah Luzion's. |
| 0:41.7 | I'm Andrew Torres. |
| 0:42.7 | Um, Heath and Wright and Broadcasting Delay from America's Far Center. |
| 0:46.3 | We are the Skeptocrats. |
| 0:47.7 | On this week's episode, I'll undo both of my stories from the last Skeptocrat. |
| 0:53.7 | I'll tell you that the guy, you know, some of you only reluctantly voted for after |
| 0:57.7 | Mary and Williamson dropped out of the race is funding international atheism and it will |
| 1:03.5 | be a hundred percent true. |
| 1:06.0 | And we learn about the greatest bird versus drunk guy fight scene since Peter Griffin |
| 1:10.3 | and Ernie the Giant Chicken. |
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