It's an emergency podcast, ladies and gentlemen, Jackie Smith and I are here to give our views on what's been happening since Saturday over Dominic Cummings.

That's all we're going to talk about. We're not going to do any questions. We're just going to have a chinwag about the last few days.

Look at him go. He's a quality striker. No, not him. The electrician fixing those lights.

Wow. Is he? Yes, he uses QuickBooks to prepare for self-assessment. This is truly

game-changing. Use QuickBooks year round to ensure your. This is truly game-changing.

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And what a few days, Miss Smith?

Do you know, I feel a bit depressed.

I feel depressed again me. I thought that was only Wednesdays when you got depressed.

No, but I've managed to be, Dominic Cummings and even more the Prime Minister have managed to make me feel flipping depressed now.

So although there will not be a barrel of laughs and there will certainly be no smart.

I do hope that this podcast will act like a sort of

therapy over our sort of despair about the way that the bloody government has fucked everything up,

technical term. Come and lay on my couch. How can I administer to you? Well, first of all, I'm not going to drive all those hundreds of miles,

despite the pleasure of lying on your couch.

So I'm lying on your virtual couch.

On my virtual shez-longi.

I actually do have one about five feet from where i'm sitting here now do you

yeah do you sort of recline on it and think of great thoughts no because i've got two suitcases on it at the

moment but no it was the only place we could think of to put it in the house it wouldn't fit anywhere else

so it's under my bedroom window could think of to put it in the house. It wouldn't fit anywhere else.

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