On the Empire Podcast this week, Everest, Chase and Clark pop spy to sell us some double

glazing and builds Laurence Ricard and Simon Farneby shake their spears at us. All that

and usual movie news and nonsense on the only podcast that loves to sing the National

Anthem can't wait to hear what Sam Smith does with it. Inspector.

How the part I'm Chris Euret and welcome to the Empire Podcast this week. I'm joined by two

colleagues of such lethal cunning. It's a sausage fest in here this week because Helena

Haras went holiday. First up as a man who's excited about Jeremy Corbyn becoming a Labour leader.

Obviously we're not biased here in any way. We're not partisan, but he's excited about Jeremy Corbyn

becoming a Labour leader because the Corbyn's pledge is this true to make all movie directors

be Ken Loach by the year 2020. This is this is this true film this isn't it? That's what I'm here

in Chris. Yeah. He's actually my MP so I'm getting early word on this one. He's your MP. All filmmakers

must be Ken Loach by 2020. It's an aggressive timeline. Michael Bass people have been informed.

Transformers six will be directed by Ken Loach. That's amazing. About a man transforming himself

from a state of joblessness to full employment. I cannot wait. Yeah, it sounds amazing.

Next up is our banana guru. Sorry, you have one defining characteristic then I will

ram at home endlessly in the podcast. Let's be a lesson to you. He's a man who's equally excited

about Jeremy Corbyn because he hopes a Corbyn will turn Britain into a giant banana republic.

It's Dan Jolan. Hello. I do eat other fruit. You know Chris. I eat apples. I've never seen you

eat an apple. And strawberry. All kinds of fruit. I can list you. Do you want me to list the fruits?

No. I can literally list every fruit that I eat. No, okay. Fine.

Don't do not list the fruit, Stan. Come quats. Do you eat come quats?

I just love the word. It says a lot about you, doesn't it? I personally would be delighted if

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