179 - Don't Touch Grass, Twirl Your Bush!
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Heyy happy campers! This week we’re unpacking hosting anxiety, seed libraries, harsh movie reviewers, driver’s licenses being revoked, and so much more. Grab your bug juice and settle in... or else.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Works Cited:
➜ Good News Network. "Urine From Music Festival Toilets is Fertilizing a New Biodiverse Forest With Odor-Free Nutrients." Good News Network, 11 Apr. 2026.
➜ Schaller, Janek, and Megan Hall. "What Are Seed Libraries?" The Public's Radio, 31 Mar. 2026.
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Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, happy campers! |
| 0:02.5 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:05.6 | It is week 179 here at Camp. |
| 0:10.4 | Can we circle back on that? |
| 0:12.0 | Can we circle back on today's episode? |
| 0:13.7 | I just wanted to say circle back. |
| 0:15.0 | You are so corporate. |
| 0:17.3 | Let me just be a little corporate critter. |
| 0:19.6 | Come. |
| 0:21.6 | Circle back. I want there to be an animated series called Corporate. Let me just be a little corporate critter. Come. Circle back. I want there to be an animated series called Corporate Critters, where I follow the lives |
| 0:27.6 | of a family of squirrels and suits. |
| 0:29.6 | Oh. |
| 0:30.6 | And they don't, they're not the bank. |
| 0:32.6 | Well, they are the bank, but instead of currency, it's nuts. |
| 0:35.6 | That's nuts. When I think critter, it's nuts. That's nuts. |
| 0:40.8 | When I think critter, I think bugs. |
| 0:42.6 | Oh, will I go right? |
| 0:45.2 | That's, see, this is why you tune in, right? |
| 0:48.4 | Because this is like, this is the discourse that we should be talking about. |
| 0:50.7 | And I think we're going to find a divide in the crew. |
| 0:56.4 | Because I went right to Chipmunk, squirrel, little weevil. |
| 0:59.1 | I go to, like, creepy crawler critters. |
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