Weird things happen in the backyard of the Blitzow House.

This is so weird.

Wow. Welcome to our Blood So Said So Christmas special.

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah.

That's my Santa laugh.

Um, let's get, let's get one out of you, Alex. Yeah, let's. No, I'm good. Come on, man. Don't be a chimp. I am the ghost of Christmas future. Bah, humbug, dude. Yeah, for real, man. Yeah. You're a little turd burger with that's what you are right now. What? He's a Scrooge Simp. You are a Scrooge Simp.

I got a lot to say about Scrooge.

Really?

Well, you're really acting like one right now.

So can we get a ho, ho, ho, ho, or what?

Dead Air Alex. I got to save him for the big man.

I'm not the big man. Wow, dude. Maybe at the end. I'm a happy Scrooge Simp when he's been reformed by the spirits. And he's like happy. I was telling Jenny last night, we were watching the... You're a post-Christmas. So maybe by the time of the end of the episode, I'll be ready to say it. Yeah. I hope they're not empty words as usual.

Yeah.

I hope these aren't false promises like you typically deliver us.

Yeah, I hope you come all out with Christmas cheer and we celebrate here year after year.

That's rhyme.

That's rhyme. That's rhyme.

But right now, like, just saying, in terms of the energy in the room, you're Scrooge.

I'm just saying.

That's fine.

All I'm saying is, for some reason, there's only two hats.

Dude, we bought these like two years ago.

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