#179: Back To The 50's
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2017
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
2- Let's go back to the 50’s.
3- Segregation and secretarial pools.
4- No Latinos, no Muslims, and just a few commies.
5- Reefer Madness.
6- You don’t need the internet that you’re using to listen to this.
7- Yoga: Exercise for heathens. You find God in church where he belongs.
8- I’m going to Pakistan.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 179 in my podcast. |
| 0:21.8 | Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:23.4 | I'm kind of excited this week because I think I figured it out. |
| 0:27.5 | Yes, I think I have figured it out. |
| 0:30.3 | The goal of the Trump administration, the goal of the Republican Party, is simply to get back to the 50s. |
| 0:36.9 | You remember, 1950, 51, 52, when everything |
| 0:40.6 | was simple, right? Now, here's what tipped me off. They want to start the Korean War again. |
| 0:47.5 | Now, they were all ready to start the Korean War. They had it all set, except they somehow lost |
| 0:53.2 | their aircraft carrier. Now, I know that sounds |
| 0:57.3 | ridiculous. It sounds hard to do, but if you don't have the Where's My Carrier app, this is the sort of |
| 1:05.2 | thing that happens. You just lose one. The aircraft carrier, the Carl Vinson, and four of its support ships, |
| 1:14.0 | we were told they were headed into the Sea of Japan just to let North Korea know. You test a |
| 1:19.1 | missile, we'll blast you. The problem is when we were told they were headed for the Sea of Japan, |
| 1:25.3 | the ship was actually passing near Indonesia on its way down to Australia for some military exercises with the Australian. |
| 1:34.2 | See, but that could happen, right? |
| 1:36.4 | You have an aircraft carrier and you just lose track of it. |
| 1:40.1 | Could happen to anybody. |
| 1:41.5 | Probably was Obama's fault. |
| 1:43.1 | We know it was Obama's fault. And besides, |
| 1:46.1 | it's an aircraft carrier. As we all know, those things can stop and turn on a dime so it could |
| 1:51.7 | easily have been, you know, headed to one way and then they forgot something, right? Maybe the captain |
| 1:57.3 | forgot his phone down in Indonesia, had to go pick it up. |
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