179: 179 - Sal Vulcano

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 22 December 2019

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year. Then Tim sits down with the great Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers to talk his comedy beginnings, what it takes to make it, and how you will not.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, it is Tim Dillon.
0:02.1	And welcome to the Tim Dillon Show Christmas episode.
0:04.5	We're very, very excited.
0:05.9	We're bringing you a special treat.
0:08.6	We're taking a famous 20 minute rant
0:12.8	from the Patreon archives called My Last Christmas,
0:16.3	which is about why I decided to retire
0:19.2	from spending the holidays with my family.
0:20.9	Only partially retire,
0:22.1	I do go back occasionally for holidays.
0:24.8	But it's really just kind of,
0:27.1	this kind of epic rant that a lot of people connected with
0:32.3	about really trying to get rid of your family and friends
0:35.2	and trying to level up.
0:37.6	That's what the holidays to me are about,
0:39.6	thinking about what you have in your life
0:41.5	and what you can get rid of,
0:42.9	who you can get rid of, how fast you can do it,
0:46.0	and how quickly you can leave those people in the dust
0:48.5	and ascend to higher levels.
0:51.4	That's what I believe the holidays are about.
0:53.0	They're about taking stock of where you are
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