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And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-7233, or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website, thehotline.org.

But it's always the husband, it's always the husband.

It's always a husband.

I don't keep me.

Hi, welcome to It's Always the Husband podcast.

This is a special episode.

I am your host, Megan.

And with me today, taking dumbass Sarah's place is Nutty Nut Bar!

Yeah!

Two fucked up sisters talking about murders.

Sarah, literally, I can't even talk about how dumb this is because we called her a dumb asshole on Wednesday when she came to your house and she was like I'm sick

and we were like get some fucking medicine she was like I can't hear my ears my snots she sounded like

asshole we were like your daughter's getting married in two days sarah you need to go to urgent care right

right and they don't give me anything doctors hate me so then the next day we don't really hear

much then it's friday rehearsal night she's a hot mess hot mess and not only did she lose her voice, as you guys all know from, if you're a

Patreon, you know because she tried to show her sister's shoes. And they also came from a corpse.

But yeah, not only did she lose her voice, but she also lost part of her labia at the wedding.

When she tried to take photos by the water mill that she put on Patreon and one of her lips got caught in the spinning wheel.

And luckily Brock caught her before she went in, but not before her dress went over her head.

And her lip got cut off.

And it was a lot like in the Target parking lot that one time.

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