178 - Army of Darkness
The Horror Virgin
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🗓️ 30 August 2021
⏱️ 111 minutes
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"In an age of darkness. At a time of evil. When the world needed a hero. What it got was this podcast."
Join the Gang while we break down one of the most fun horror comedies around. With Special Guest Blaine Gibson from Rooster Teeth!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by the following patrons turning bones West dress goal Kaylee Aaron Danielle |
| 0:07.5 | Damasaurus the number Jeff awesome possum blossom Amy Tio William Matthew Brandon Dave Mandy Scott Kate |
| 0:16.0 | Isaac Orey Karone Eddie and Nick B and all the patrons why you to know your loved your listens to and you're a valuable |
| 0:22.8 | Member of the awesome horror version community and if you want to hang out with all of us |
| 0:26.9 | Please do so in the Facebook group and discord servers where we hang out daily. So I've been dating this girl as you may know |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah, you pinched her boob with your toes and bruised her. Yeah, yeah the same girl |
| 0:39.6 | I like how you had to clarify that that girl did not leave you immediately like she should have |
| 0:46.4 | So she's been spending the night more and I don't know like I've not really spent the night with somebody repeatedly a long time |
| 0:52.3 | And I'm not talking about like sexy times. I'm talking about like sleeping in the same bed |
| 0:55.3 | You know like you have like a hard time adjusting to that. Yeah, so I like she house set for me when I was out of town last week |
| 1:00.9 | And I come back and we had like talked about like here's some things we can do to like maybe sleep more compatibly together |
| 1:06.9 | I love how she won't have to define the relationship talk with you, but she will have the how do you want to sleep? |
| 1:13.1 | Who is Big Spoon? Yeah |
| 1:17.1 | So I get back and she's like so I think I figured out like what really helps me sleep in your bed |
| 1:23.8 | And it's if you're not in it. It's exactly what you said |
| 1:37.9 | She's like if you're not here, it's like so comfortable |
| 1:44.1 | Thank you for taking a whore virgin I'm Paige and I'm your whore virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies |
| 1:49.8 | But you bastards make me watch them and this week we have a very special guest with us |
| 1:55.8 | Blaine how do we want to introduce you Blaine just blaine yipsin or blaine blaine blaine gipsin wherever they know me |
| 2:02.4 | We go way back. I was on the terminator episode. Yes, you were back in January |
| 2:06.6 | I think the one that Paige gets the most hate mail about terminator's not a horror movie. Why why why no? |
| 2:12.5 | It's it's for me not for you. It's because people don't think it's a horror movie. God damn it. We had this argument |
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