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The Golden Ratio Podcast

177. Well Actually

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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where does a mansplainer get his water?

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, welcome to the Golden Regio podcast. I am Din, Jair Mom. Dread as always by Jair Dad. Hi. How's it going Jair Dad? It is almost always, isn't it? But I join you. It's it's rare that I've done a solo podcast, especially since the pandemic began.

0:23.7

Oh, that one's frayed it. That sentence is loaded with meaning. Yeah, well, we've been together a lot. I've been able to get rid of you for the last 14 months. Yeah, it's true. You've tried or if you should die. I mean, keep doing that. Not dying. Yeah, no problem. I approve. The cocktail of the week was sent to us by friend of the squad, run underscore doc Lisa. I believe Lisa might be a doc. Much

0:53.7

like I am a dock, oh, man. Hey, they're Gwagel, man. I am your doc, oh, man, not Quack, Quack, doc, doc. No, do see as in DR period. Got it. Anyway, sorry that went right on my head. We happened to we. I did not review doc run underscore doc Lisa's CV before this, but she did tweet at me and said, we created a cocktail tonight that I think you and Jair Dad would like.

1:23.7

As French 75s are my favorite. They're very delicious. A friend 75 is champagne and gin and simple syrup. Great. We did a Caribbean 75 and replace the gin and lemon juice with light rum in lime. We Googled Caribbean 75 and it wasn't a resident. Wasn't that recipe, but we think our name fits it better. I think it's a great name. This is like the classic way you do stuff with cocktails. Like, oh, it's got lemon juice. What if you change it for lime juice? What if you change the spirit for that spirit? Yeah, what if we put, you know, yeah, pump it

1:53.7

juice instead of orange juice. Say something in German. Yes. Humphalmuse. I think grapefruit. Why don't we use grapefruit instead of orange juice? And it's, you know, from a screwdriver to a greyhound or something. Yeah.

2:07.7

Jair Dad does sometimes just replace German word with English words, but often he replaces the literal translation of the German word for the English word. So for example, eggs have whites and then with Jair Dad, there are egg yellows.

2:21.7

Boots. Boots. The trash is not your foods. Oh, trash can is his foods. Trying to stick his head in the like we have all of our trash cans have leads and he's trying to stick his head in the lead. He's had a particularly bad series of days. Boots. Stop it. I'm going to put a retainer on that dog. Just like a like a bite guard. What are those things called at night? I mean, humans have them for teeth grinding. Yeah. Yeah. A night guard. I'm going to get my night guard. So he can't shop. Anyway, do you want me to do that?

2:51.7

Jair Dad does sometimes say egg yellows, which is the German, the literal German translation of egg yolk. They call them egg yellows in German. Yeah. And so he just literally translated English comes to mind. You understand it. It's fine. I understand. I could spend an extra 10 seconds searching for the word, but it's just easier not to. I'm going to have to put booze in the trash. Okay. Anyway, thanks. Run. Doc Lisa for the Caribbean 75. It's delish. Explore. I mean any cocktail that's got champagne is an ingredient is a good idea.

3:21.7

I think. So, all right. Let's see. Updates for the week. We don't really have. Oh, no, we do have golden ratio. It's your dad. Are you wandering around? Sit down. We're doing a podcast. He just like looked at the kitchen and started walking towards the kitchen. Is everything okay? I just had to get booze out of the trash can. I know, but he wasn't in the kitchen and you started walking towards the kitchen. It's a long term plan. No.

3:51.7

Okay. Dear dad, we part of the reason our relationship is fresh is that you remain a mystery. I am a man of mystery. What the hell was I going to do in the kitchen? It's a mystery. You're certainly not going to tell me. Well, I'm not going to figure it out. Let alone tell you. All right. In golden ratio, administrative corner. We have a new logo. It's awesome. It's great. There are two versions of it. One has three.

4:21.7

Three dogs and a bone and the other one has three dogs and a carrot. It's more universal now. It doesn't necessarily track individual members of the squad anymore. No, it's just three dogs and some stuff. Yeah. So we're trying to plug it into every place. We had a logo. So it'll be consistent across the places. There are stickers and t-shirts and whatever on the. Merch places. Step two is Sue everybody else who's looks like it. Step three, profit.

4:51.7

I'm kidding. Yeah. So that's that. Thank you to everybody. We had roughly a hundred people who submit themselves as potential graphic designers. So it was quite a process for us to narrow it down. I'm sorry that we couldn't respond to everybody, but it was a huge influx of messages. So. Yeah. Is that the cheese walking around?

5:14.7

The cheese heard voodoo wapping around the big ball. Now the cheese is like interested. The cheese is about to walk right into a voodoo walk battle. He's on the move. This is great.

5:28.7

Man, we're going to have to do the Kong versus Godzilla and then the cheese just kind of wanders in between into that ruined city. So let's do dog updates. Min Chego. We're one week out at this time next week.

5:42.7

We're going to be gone. Me and the cheese are not going to be here. We're going to be up in Miami at the Hyatt Regency Coral Gables. Stunt on top. Swank in it up. Oh, yeah. That's where the Oscars are next year.

5:55.7

I mean, I don't think it's that fancy. It's pretty good. It's a very nice place. I had, I was like, OK, we got to, you know, find a hotel for me and chakes and some looking for places that take dogs and then.

6:10.7

I was like, OK, you know, I've got to do it twice, right? I get. Did you just throw his ball and go focus? I made a mistake. Focus on the podcast.

6:21.7

You know, I need a, we're going to be there for one night for this evaluation visit and then two nights for the actual surgery and.

6:30.7

I know some time in between, right? Can't just stay three nights.

6:35.7

I mean, we'll be back here in between. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's not right. So there's two weeks of visits, one night and then two nights.

6:44.7

So fortunately, and hi, I had one free night award and then I had enough points to get two nights. And so all of our stays are free.

6:54.7

That's really good, except for the pet fee. Thanks points. That's past purchases.

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