meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

#177 | The Best of THE CHURCH!

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Welcome to the JOEY DIAZ Channel….

It's Monday, July 4th.... Happy Independence Day!

We're taking the week off from The JOINT so please enjoy some of our favorite moments from THE CHURCH, The National Anthem Edition!

Clips Taken from:

Episode 522 - JOEY DIAZ & LEE SYATT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24KmtN-M0v4

Episode 212 - BERT KREISCHER - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsuFaf3F56U

Episode 180 - SARAH TIANA - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R1a1kKfe5Q

Episode 799 - ELEANOR KERRIGAN - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqvJ6qfA-fU

Episode 229 - SAM TRIPOLI - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdwjO9XAaCU&t=4885s

Episode 495 - MARTIN MORENO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T332eFZP1hw

Episode 245 - BILLY CORBEN - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKi-tgE-Rag&t=5640s


This podcast is ALWAYS presented by ONNIT!

https://www.onnit.com

Follow Uncle Joey on Social Media:

https://www.Twitter.com/madflavor

https://www.Instagram.com/madflavors_world

And don't forget.....

The Mind Of Joey Diaz on PATREON:

https://www.patreon.com/joeydiaz

#JoeyDiaz #Madflavor #UncleJoeysJoint #TheJoint #TheChurchOfWhatsHappeningNow

The JOINT is Produced by: Michael Klein aka @onebyonepodcast on Social Media:

https://www.Instagram.com/onebyonepodcast

https://www.twitter.com/onebyonepodcast

Huge Thanks to BEN TELFORD for the Tremendous intro video.....

https://spoti.fi/unclejoeysjoint

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

We're going in like fucking the rich and the stammies.

0:02.8

Welcome to church, mother fucker.

0:05.3

여기旨嗎?

0:18.9

Hey let me tell you something,

0:19.7

package here on the street.

0:31.1

Hey look at this.

0:34.0

Get up cock stuff is it's all over. Listen we had a rough couple of months.

0:44.6

Fuckin Katrina's cousin Maria, the other one for the regal Houston fucking Florida.

0:52.1

Listen it's been tough up to now the earthquake in Mexico.

0:57.2

You know the White House whoever the fuck is going on but it don't matter.

1:02.5

They want to shoot it's time for us to fuck this shoot.

1:05.3

Dock fuckers they want to get down and dirty.

1:08.3

Don't forget who the fuck we are you understand me?

1:11.1

What a baddest motherfuckers out there.

1:13.5

You send the messes to that fucking North Korean.

1:16.2

He's going to be sniffing my dick and sucking my asshole.

1:20.2

That's the focus.

1:21.2

We're going to North Korean like a year.

1:23.4

It's going to be an island.

1:24.4

It's going to glow in the dark.

1:26.5

You know why it's where Americans got suckers.

1:29.2

What the fuck do you think you're dealing with?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joey Coco Diaz, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joey Coco Diaz and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.