177 - Scrappy & Sore in my Juicy Couture
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
It's the one-year anniversary of Jonathan's hair transplant and he's celebrating in a Juicy Couture velour tracksuit and a bedazzled hat, because why the frick not? In this episode, we're having flashbacks to the great Mario Movie 4DX feud. OOopsie, did not mean to bring that back up... but we buried the hatchet (for now hehe). The we're getting into birding! It's like Pokemon Go irl, who knew? And crows?! Did yall know they can hold a grudge against a specific human for up to 17 years! Sounds like us! Then we go deep on "We Built This City" by Starship, one of the most hated songs in rock history that also hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100, which sort of proves its own point. We also have a full Backseat Lovers / Kilby Girl deep dive, and the Everest Fraud Scheme thats actually nuts.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
➜ Jonathan's 12 Month Hair Transplant Journey
➜ Global Village Coffeehouse Video Essay
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Works Cited:
➜ Prasain, Sangam. “Inside Nepal’s Fake Rescue Racket.” The Kathmandu Post, 27 Mar. 2026.
➜ Wethington, Paula. “‘Do You Think I’m Stupid?’ Judge Calls Out Woman for Denying She’s Driving During Zoom Hearing.” WCVB, 27 Mar. 2026.
➜ Khoirotun, R. “Did You Know That Crows Can Hold Grudges for Seventeen Years?” Medium, 14 June 2025.
Camp Songs:
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.8 | This is camp counselors. |
| 0:30.6 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:32.9 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:35.4 | It is week 177 here at Cam. |
| 0:40.2 | Jonathan, I want you to describe your outfit for anyone who's audio only because when you came out of our closet, again, and you said, is this okay? |
| 0:51.8 | I think it's more than okay, but I do think it's important to know what you're wearing. Um, a loose linen shirt and some coveralls. No, really, what are you wearing? I'm wearing my juicy couture, uh, velour tracks. When did you get the blue one? Because, because the infamous black one is the one that you almost, you were sweating through on the flight to Portugal. |
| 1:11.1 | Yes, but I will say when I got my hair transplant, that did me wonders, which today is the one-year |
| 1:15.9 | anniversary of my new scalp. |
| 1:17.6 | Oh my god. |
| 1:18.6 | What better way to celebrate them with a bedazzled hat covering it? |
| 1:21.1 | Your hair looks so incredible. |
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