177: Punched In The Face By Mike Tyson Once vs Chased By A Swarm Of Hornets For 5 Minutes | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

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David Murphy
Donny
Big Irish Jay

This Week We Discuss
Punched In The Face By Mike Tyson Once vs Chased By A Swarm Of Hornets For 5 Minutes
Have A Permanent Injury From A Crime vs A Failed Sexual Exploit
Help A Struggling Man Pastor Grow Membership vs Help Your Worst Ex Find Love

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0:00.0	I love to hear.
0:01.0	My good friend to hear hit me up, be like,
0:03.5	Jay, I'm coming to Vegas. Let's chop it up. Maybe go get dinner or something. No, no, he was like, hey, I'm coming in. Can you pick me up and take me to the Luxor? Right. I heard that the prices were crazy, and I thought he stayed closer. I was just like, man. And I thought, like, if he dropped me off, we would like grab a drink or something there.
0:22.0	Oh, you just didn't mention that part. I mean, I wouldn't just have you drop me up. All right, brother, talk you later. Because I thought we would, like, grab something after I checked in and things like that. It's so funny. I didn't, bro, I want to tell you, that was such a last-minute trip, bro. Yeah, yeah. I didn't plan. I bought my, my, uh, the hotel on the, on the flight there. So, damn. You couldn't, I told you, you're always welcome here. We got a guest room. I told me. You can save money. I'll be feeling, I'll be feeling like I'm always imposing if I stay with people. Wait, wait, wait.
0:54.3	Hold on.
0:55.3	Hold on to here.
0:56.9	Yeah.
0:58.3	I don't want to impose, you know, but, uh, hey, could you come pick me up and take me
1:04.1	the, like, sir?
1:05.0	Now, there's a difference between imposing and convenience, right?
1:09.4	Because I don't know how you like to walk around your house.
1:11.9	You might like to walk around dick out.
1:14.1	I don't need to stop you from walking around dick out.
1:16.0	It's your house.
1:17.0	You pay-
1:18.0	I don't got enough square footage.
1:22.7	Stupid.
1:24.2	We only got 2,000 square feet here, too.
1:28.3	I can't be walking out and dick out.
1:30.3	And see, that's why I was like, no, I can't stay there because I just, I just
1:35.3	like that Jay's that type of guy.
1:37.3	No, I had no, shit, dude, I'm, I was fat and I used to say I don't fuck shirtless and,
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