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Ghostrunners

177 - Peeing Sitting Down

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2022

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Scott is back and is giggling for 90% of this episode. Also Rachel joins at the end to talk about the weirdest quirks that we all do. Jake is a stupid Virgo who asks stupid questions. Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb  Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

We are back with another podcast episode for you guys today and if you're on YouTube right now,

0:05.1

things look a little bit different. Well different. Not just because Brad is rubbing his back on

0:10.4

a lawn chair like he's a bear scratching himself against a tree, but because we are in a new place.

0:17.6

Pretty cool full circle moment. Brad is really not as long as I can do this. It's like that lady

0:22.5

walking down the street earlier. A year ago, today, I met Rachel Cooper for the first time

0:30.8

and exactly a year later, we just closed on a house and this is where we're recording today. Very

0:36.9

cool that it happened for here in the master bedroom, Brad scratching and oscillating away.

0:44.4

Full circle. We'll also remember a year from now, we'll say this was the day a year ago when Scott

0:50.7

lost his absolute mind at a cicada being near him. How would you describe what you saw

0:56.4

15 minutes ago, Brad? Let's do suspense with the theme music and then come back into the story.

1:02.0

When do you think the theme song should start? Do the line again about the suspense or the

1:07.6

lost his mind and then we'll play the music. Scott lost his mind. It's like from a cicada.

1:37.8

We're back, baby. Yeah, so we made the walk over. Yes. Quick trivia question for you guys,

1:49.6

from driveway to driveway, how many steps is it from the new house? I did not pay attention,

1:55.5

so to Brad's house. I walked it off earlier today from driveway to driveway or door to door.

2:00.8

Drive way to driveway. How close are we? Front of the driveway? Yeah, please clarify some things.

2:06.4

It's from, it's the quickest point from driveway to driveway. Okay, so it's like my corner to

2:10.7

your corner. Tip to tip. I think that's how Magellan measured most of his on-quest. I'm a size 12

2:18.4

in a half, 68 feet. Okay, these are in size 10. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, shoes of 5 foot 10 steps, 77, 77.

2:30.2

Okay, Scott, 132. 132. Brad Ellis, you are a smart man. 132, my gosh. You have, like, even with

2:39.0

Brad Ellis short strides. Yeah. Craig Hayes was 83. Okay, we are so close. We are so close.

2:45.6

83 steps away from driveway to driveway. That's amazing. It is so cool. It's really starting to set

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