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Test test test attention attention everyone attention we are now going to announce

prom queen and king first we'll read prom queen I'm happy to announce that

Aaron Keef is prom queen oh my god walking to the stage I'm shrugging through

the crowd going like oh my gosh I'm so surprised I believe it's me great job

and everything's really happy for me um hi thank you so much for voting for me

I am your prom queen okay oh sorry there's no speeches right yet so let's go

ahead and announce the prom king of course we all know the finalists were JPC

yeah great one applause it sounds like and also somebody nominated a chicken

tender from last week's lunch and your prom king for 2021 is oh it's the chicken

tender yes isn't she lovely isn't she wonderful as per tradition we'll now

have JPC come up and give a speech about how it feels to lose to a chicken

tender hey everybody it's a it's JPC's dad um I know he wanted to be here

tonight but unfortunately thank you thank you look I was I went to prison for

tax evasion okay that's a val it's a val it's no there's I have no shame about it

says a tax invasion bubble bubble tax invasion tax invasion I know what a

big cross borders says yes tax invasion I went to Canada and paid taxes I went

to Canada I paid taxes for 15 years they caught me I went to prison it was it

was more like a white glove costy years present you know I was like don't

blame me off don't blame me off don't blame me off says I can't it says that's

where Wolverines from JPC JPC weapon X from Canada JPC wanted to be here

tonight of course and I am posthumously accepting this award in his

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