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177: Cocaine (Live From Toronto!)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss drugs, fantasies, and the perfect man -- live from Just For Laughs comedy fest in Toronto!
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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast

0:16.0

Toda, Toda

0:18.8

Wow Toronto not bad

0:25.4

You you have a sign that says green light Jake's mum

0:30.0

I

0:32.8

Feel like I should have a problem with that, but you're so goddamn handsome

0:38.2

You thought of it you can fuck my mom too

0:42.4

Anything's an improvement on my father

0:46.1

He is a potato man

0:48.8

He's a napsack human. He's a sour patch kid. That's what my dad is. He's a garbage-pale kid. Yeah, he's a pringle

0:57.4

That's enough to talk about my father. Oh, he is not head as dick as a cheese doodle

1:03.6

That is spare because that's true

1:06.6

Toronto has it going

1:11.8

Alright

1:14.9

Very exciting this is our first podcast in Canada ever no, that's a true what the fuck we went to my true

1:21.4

They don't know your bad dream. This is our second podcast in Canada ever

1:32.2

It's still worthy of an applause was anybody at the Montreal show you were there leave we're gonna do the exact same thing

1:40.4

What you said you came to Austin and Montreal and Toronto you like Jake more than I do

1:48.0

Well, you hate me. Yeah, holy shit. Were you just coincidentally in all three of those areas at the same time?

1:54.4

Don't flatter yourself

1:57.0

With my coincidence or you following me around I don't know

2:01.2

Do you really mention green light Jake's mom or is that just a joke?

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