176: You Can’t Take Back A Fart | Brennan Reece - Part 1
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Peter Cowley
4.8 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2020
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Comedian, Mancunian and Friend of the show, it’s Brennan Reece! Brennan and Francis reminisce and compare their time on Celebrity Coach Trip, Jamie tells us about getting arrested and Sophie Habboo pops in to share her disappointment.
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| 0:00.0 | I miss you, I miss your face, I miss your hair, I miss your nose, I miss your hands, |
| 0:04.0 | I miss the way you touch me, the way you speak into the listener. |
| 0:07.0 | No, I'm talking to you. What do you mean I'm talking to the listener? |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, I thought you were telling the listener how much you missed them, the way they touch you. |
| 0:16.0 | No, I'm just missing you, man. I'm just stuck here by myself. |
| 0:20.0 | Oh. So, am I allowed to come and visit you? |
| 0:22.0 | You're not allowed to come. You can wave at me from the window to all you listeners who are listening right now. |
| 0:28.0 | I went to Ibiza for the weekend and... |
| 0:30.0 | Got arrested, important drugs back into the UK. |
| 0:34.0 | So now he's at the underhouse or else he was very sorry. |
| 0:38.0 | No, that's totally not the case. I went to Ibiza for a lovely getaway with my girlfriend just for a couple days. |
| 0:44.0 | Someone planted it in your suitcase, I get it. |
| 0:47.0 | And I now have to stop quarantine for 14 days in the house with my girlfriend. |
| 0:51.0 | We stuck in here, we're not allowed to go anywhere. |
| 0:53.0 | I don't know if you're allowed to go to the shops or not. I haven't been to the shops yet. |
| 0:56.0 | But do you ever go to the shops? |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, I go to the shops loads. |
| 1:00.0 | I go to St. Sprees, I go to Tesco's, I go to Waitrose, I go to all the big ones. |
| 1:04.0 | Why did you do St. Sprees and Tesco's first? |
| 1:06.0 | Well, I know that's not the one you frequent. |
| 1:08.0 | St. Sprees is nearest to me, then it's M&S, then it's Tesco's. |
| 1:12.0 | Tesco's is probably as far away as Waitrose, right? |
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