176: Wide Awake

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wide Awake", the story of a title desperately trying to get people to remain conscious despite how boring the movie is. (Note: Due to Eli's difficulty with days and stuff, we're not reviewing "My First Miracle" until next week, so if you watched that one in advance of the episode, our sincerest apologies.) --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	Although let's give wide awake its credit wide awake is the first movie we have ever watched that answers the look of that natural thing right cuz Robert Lose
0:12.3	He's like how do you know there's a heaven and he's like look at kid look at the snow
0:16.4	This snow is all the proof I need and the kids like question that's just crystallized water falling down because of the
0:22.3	Pressure and the temperature changes and he's like whoa kid
0:26.0	You just destroyed my world
0:30.0	Grandpa's gonna go find do a rail of a magnetic
0:50.2	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it's the only
0:54.7	Legal thing that the voices tell me to do I'm your host Noah Luciens and six 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back
1:03.1	Thanks Noah
1:04.4	So you know who was dead the whole time
1:10.3	Oh nice nice nailed it yep
1:13.6	Extends and sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosni Eli. How are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:20.7	I hate the kid. I hate him. Oh, I want I hate him
1:24.5	He's no hell you know, I was man. That's for sure
1:28.2	All right, so tell us Heath. What will we be breaking down today?
1:31.5	It's not gonna be getting an arc in entourage that is for sure
1:37.4	We watched wide awake
1:41.4	It's the story of M night Shyamalan becoming more and more desperate as he tries to right his way past the problem of evil
1:50.0	and
1:51.2	He doesn't no so we just watched 90 minutes of
1:55.6	Eighthest 10-year-olds beating William Lane Craig in a debate and then and it's just like smoke bomb Jesus
2:04.0	Stop following me I'm under the frame you can't see
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