Welcome back to you're listening to the first up I just want to welcome you back

this is the beginning of the program the United States Postal Service podcast to welcome you

back because you stayed you stuck with it I don't know if this is your second episode or your

174 fifth sixth sixth or your 12th. You may have skipped a few, you may have been doing these in prime numbers.

This is the podcast where we discuss what's going on with the United States Postal Service.

I'm going to tell you what's going on with the United States Postal Service. Not a lot. Not a lot, great. I was there this week. I had a

fucking oh okay. Yeah you want him? I have one. There's are barely thought.

I have one I got a story. Oh yeah. It's not a great story. I go to a

post office to send out a story merchandise. So far the audience is in.

Sometimes I have to send out literally hundreds of packages. Sure.

And make no profit.

Because I'm a good, I'm a businessman.

I don't know if that's what a businessman does, but go.

I'm not great at it.

No, you're bad at it.

But I'm good at making t-shirts. Pretty good.

Pretty goddamn good.

I screened some shit.

Okay.

There's a post office that I go to where there are two Asian women that are delighted to see me

and there are... So far that are delighted to see me. And there are Russian dude.

This is a racist story.

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