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murder dot com slash join and becoming a taco supremeo hey guys let me tell you a

really sad story.

So the other day I was walking down the street,

and I saw a dog.

Now, it was a really cute pup,

but I noticed something was wrong. dog didn't seem too happy and then

when I took a closer look I noticed that the dog had some missing parts what a a shame, I thought.

The poor bugger is missing his kibbles and bits,

his basket of grapes, his nuggets have been neutered.

Get the picture. Removing the twigs and berries from either man or

beast is an affront to God. Don't believe it. Duteronomy 23.1 states no man whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ

is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Ladies, now you may not know this, but when us men are born, we belong to a sacred club,

forming a sack-packed if you will with a divine and holy order of

protecting the sacred family jewels at all cost since time and antiquity a man's junk has been thought to be a direct

measure of his worth. So as men we must go nabs or go home by protecting our baby balloons from

projectiles both deliberate and accidental but fearing most of all, someone monstrous enough to lob off our

meat kiwi straight from its tree, one man, one mutilatorator struck such fear that my own clams crawled back into their shells.

So guys, hold on to your knickknacks because tonight's killer gets off by the slice.

Oh. I'm really excited about this episode.

Yeah, John, you've been teasing this episode for a while.

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