176: My Beloved Smother (True Nightmares)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

After trick or treating with his family on Halloween night, a young boy is rushed to the hospital and dies from unknown causes; a woman goes missing a few months after her wedding.

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0:00.0	No, I'm doing this. I am doing this. It is me. No, it's not you.
0:05.0	We can both do it. Okay, what are you going to say?
0:07.0	So what I was going to say is, it's time for you to take a little bit of accountability
0:10.0	because you have been preaching and praying and saying and teaching and doing about people
0:14.4	locking their front doors.
0:15.8	Tell America what you do not do.
0:17.2	You're coming over and I was recording so I left the door unlocked.
0:20.8	Every time I come to this house, that front door is unlocked. I
0:26.4	unlock it for you. I can do it with my phone. So you're saying that the door, you
0:31.7	can? Yes. So then this was for nothing yes
0:34.6	you just like to bully women I'd like to take accountability
0:39.3	good the music! What the Jetsons? You can control the locks from your phone? Yes, I can control everything but I control you from my
0:55.2	phone. You just do I have a microchip touch the back of your neck. Do you feel that love?
0:59.4	Yeah, there it is. I've got a key the size of Montana, a skeleton key that I put into my old manner to get in and you controlling shit from your phone. Yeah.
1:12.0	Welcome foolish mortals. That would be hilarious if you made that be your doorbell.
1:17.8	I wish. I don't have a doorbell. They don't have like the building so old that would be amazing.
1:22.0	Baby you're you don't even have a doorbell and you're shocked and a befuddled that in
1:27.2	2024 I can lock my door from my phone?
1:30.6	Listen I'm doing the best I can, okay?
1:34.0	I live with two cats, I got a broken heart and a dead dad.
1:36.6	What else you want from?
1:37.6	Listen, we've done amazing things we put a man on the moon and gay people can vote.
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