175: Get An Alert When Your Parents Smash vs They Get One When You Smash | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Dion Lack
Courtney Haynes

This Week We Discuss
Get An Alert When Your Parents Smash vs They Get One When You Smash
Pee Your Pants In Public Once A Week vs Poop Yourself In Private Twice A Week
Go On A Date & Not Be Able To See vs Not Be Able To Speak

Transcript

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0:00.0	It really is a nightclub.
0:01.3	It's a day nightclub. It's a day club. It feels like Vegas for hikers.
0:06.5	It is.
0:07.6	Because I've been a run you before and people like stop you like mid-strive for a pitcher.
0:14.9	I don't want to be here.
0:17.2	Don't stop me because that makes me closer to just turning around.
0:20.4	Not one of I trying to take your picture because they knew you.
0:22.4	They took your picture because they was like, this is what I don't want to look like.
0:25.0	Take a picture with me and this man right here.
0:27.2	It's a while.
0:27.8	I can make it up the rest of this mountain.
0:30.1	It was a couple times.
0:31.2	There was, are you, are you pumba?
0:34.7	I had never seen the snag of two tiger before.
0:37.3	Look at that.
0:38.3	Did it?
0:39.3	In the wild.
0:41.3	Not in the wild.
0:43.3	They turn on that Steve Irwin accent and everything.
0:47.3	Criky, here we all, we see a snaggatoothed tiger out here, perched by a pocket of it, gasping for air.
0:58.0	He brought his bottle, but really, there's alcohol in there because he only knows the nightlife that involves anything but the dintus and obscure places.
1:10.0	He's an ambino snaggettooth tiger
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