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Here we go. It's episode 175 and you know what I don't know. I don't know. I straight

up don't know. I didn't record Monday because the world was on fire. I didn't record Tuesday

because the world was on fire. I don't know if the world's still fucking on fire, but it's

Wednesday. So I decided to do it because maybe people want to laugh. I don't know. I just

don't know. I do know that the world is fucked and it gets worse and worse by the day.

I thought COVID was, do you remember COVID? Do you remember coronavirus? Do you remember

coronavirus? Shit is getting real. Well, it got real and it had nothing to do with coronavirus

because people are rioting and looting out there and part of me wants to be like don't

riot or loot and part of me wants to be like, dude, I fucking get it. I keep thinking

of that clip. That two-pock said when he's like, you know, well, when you're, it's like

opening the door and seeing a party and all the people are in there throwing salamis and

they all got food and they're fucking having a party and I say, hey, can we have some

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