175: Babysitting
This American Life
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🗓️ 5 January 2001
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
What goes on while mom and dad are away, that mom and dad never find out about. Including the story of two teenagers who decide to invent children to babysit, as an excuse to get out of their own house.
- We listen in on a ritual that happens in millions of families every week: kids getting dropped off at the babysitters. Six-year-old Dylan and nine-year-old Sarah explain what they can and can't get away with when they have a babysitter. After that, host Ira Glass has a few words about Mary Poppins, who is the Gold Standard of all fictional babysitters. The movie Mary Poppins contains the classic modern song about babysitting. We hear several versions of the song over the course of the program. The first is by Chicago girl punk/pop band, the Dishes. (5 minutes)
- Act One: Lots of babysitting is done by family members. Hillary Frank reports on what can happen when a teenaged son is put in charge of his younger brothers. It's not pretty. (14 minutes)
- Act Two: The story of several huge companies that accidentally got put into the babysitting business in a big, big way because of snow on December 26, 1988. Every year on the day after Christmas, divorced kids all over America fly from one parent to the other. In 1988, lots of them got snowed in at O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Susan Burton and her little sister were among them. (9 minutes)
- Act Three: Myron Jones and his sister Carol Bove explain what happened when they were teenagers, and they ended up babysitting children who didn't exist. (25 minutes)
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| 0:35.0 | All right, guys, we're here. |
| 0:39.3 | Sir, don't forget your stuff, okay? And Dylan, grab your snow pants. |
| 0:41.3 | Okay. |
| 0:42.3 | Here's a ritual that happens in millions of American families every day. |
| 0:45.3 | Parents dropping off kids at the babysitters. |
| 0:48.3 | Hi, guys! |
| 0:50.3 | Good morning! |
| 0:51.3 | Good morning! |
| 0:52.3 | Oh my gosh! We have all kinds of friends, huh? Hi, morning. Oh, my gosh. |
| 0:54.7 | She's got everything on. |
| 0:56.3 | Hi, sweetie. |
| 0:57.7 | I haven't seen you guys in such a long time. |
| 1:01.5 | Sarah, age nine, and Dylan, who's six, are being left at a friend's house where there are two other kids, Elliot and Emma, and the regular babysitter Christiana, who meets him at the door, |
| 1:11.7 | who hasn't seen them since before Christmas. |
| 1:14.1 | These kids have known Christiana longer than they've known almost anyone. |
| 1:17.3 | Four years she's been their sitter, in eternity. |
| 1:20.7 | Christiana takes care of them after school every day. |
| 1:23.1 | Christiana knows everything about them, and there's such old pros of being left with the sitter |
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