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Mikey will send you DMs daily. What?

We launched that program where we have no health clinicians in the police car to answer

mental health calls, right? Right. Right. So I do it a couple of times a week too

to like fill in the gaps and do things like that. Yeah, instead of just supervising.

So we were out on a call at an apartment complex where someone overdose, they needed an ambulance,

we got them helping, all that stuff. We get back in the police car and I turned the officer

and I was like, that morning coffee really hit me. Like we've got to wait the station very soon

or I'm going to shit my pants. And then we hear a knock on my window and I turn and it's all the

apartment staff who are out watching what was happening. And the guy was like, Hey, your PA system is on.

Thank you for tuning into horror virgin on page.

I'm Mikey. And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys

make me watch them. And this week you guys made me watch the blaring witch watch.

Yes. Now, have you guys seen this movie before? Yes. And before I jump into it, I know I sound

bad. If you didn't listen to her dancing the pot. It's because I have COVID. Don't worry.

I'm not going to die. It's going to be fine. My favorite thing about it though was I listened

back to sleep away camp and I can hear it's like I can hear myself getting sick during the

episode. Like you can hear it in my voice. So yeah, you'll probably hear it in this one too.

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