Welcome to Staying Relevant the podcast hosted by not one, but two best friends, me Sam Thompson, and Peter James Jonathan Joseph, Jezariah, Jeremiah Wicks.

Nicely done.

Thank you very much.

This episode will contain swearing if you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

This is the main episode.

So that means it's Monday when this comes out audibly and you'll be able to watch it on josh and keera's youtube channel for 5 p.m on wednesday and then there'll be a bonus episode a very special bonus episodes uh this week which will come out Thursday audibly and then you'll be able to watch that from 5 p.m on sunday on josh and ke Justin's YouTube channel which means you can catch us on a

Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday. Wonderful. Before we get started, make sure you follow,

subscribe at Staying Redden and Pod, all of that sort of crap. You know the score by now.

And whilst we're at it and we're doing the housekeeping, because we know we love a bit of house.

Cleaning house?

Yes, we're cleaning house. If you haven't already, and even if you have, do it again. Vote for us from the Trickawalls. Oh yeah, please. We really want to do a speech so badly. Me and Pete want to get up there. Sam wants to have another go at doing a speech because last year he was so excited. he forgot to talk and just went thanks and handed over to me.

Quick tug on the bollocks.

Yeah, quick tug on the bollocks.

And this show... speech because last year he was so excited he forgot to talk and just went thanks and handed over to me

quick tug on the bollocks yeah quick tug on the bollocks and this year he's actually going to prepare

something so we would like to make it two years in a in a row since we we don't have much luck at

the british podcast awards because they hate us they do they really do hate us but we love. They've actually put up a video today. Had they? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. How's everyone's commute going? Okay. Yes. If you are on the tube listening to this, then good on you. Talking of April Falls, because that is when we were recording this, just in case you weren't aware, and this is specifically for you, Helen, I don't, we haven't actually done fake tan. Oh, yeah. Just a little joke. Yeah, although I actually do want to do a fake tan line. Funny enough, Sam has spoken about this previously to me, do I want to go in on the fake tan line. What would you it i actually really like staying tanned that wasn't

my idea that was the team's idea but i think it's a fucking cool name and i genuinely want in all seriousness

to start a fake tan line for men and women uh started by me and pittwick's yeah i'm not gonna do it

no he said no so far but that's not a definite no.

It's just like a maybe not.

Well, based on what we just said about the Trick Awards, which obviously we want to win another award, there are no prizes for second place.

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