174: How Every Guy Eats, Utah Woman Accidentally Marries Her Cousin, & MLM Dramatic Reading

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

A Utah couple found out they were related after researching their family tree. Katie has a bizarre reaction while Jake discusses the passing of his family dogs.

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0:00.0	Hey, I got a bull out for you if you want to put your food.
0:02.0	What?
0:04.0	What?
0:05.0	That's fine.
0:06.0	Okay.
0:07.0	Go ahead.
0:08.0	That's fine.
0:09.0	Oh my goodness.
0:10.0	What are you doing?
0:11.0	I didn't chew that one enough.
0:12.0	Are you breathing?
0:13.0	How are you even, do you need a snorkel?
0:14.0	Breathe!
0:15.0	Like, are you late for something?
0:17.0	Why are you eating like that?
0:19.0	Every meal, you do this you don't even have like a napkin or a drink all you have is a dislocated jaw you look like a
0:23.9	Komoto dragon but I'm not surprised you like to finish things quick you what is
0:29.0	this food perfect just politely put in your mouth oh all gone that was good you
0:33.0	want uh I'm sorry do you want me to sit here until you're done you know I don't
0:36.2	even really have an appetite anymore after getting a front row seat to National Geographic.
0:39.8	All right.
0:40.3	Well, I'll do the dishes.
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