174 - Homemade Pasta Is Actually Bad
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
We have strong opinions about pasta this week. Zachariah takes a controversial stand against homemade pasta, and Jonathan tries to take down big Manhattan clam chowder. Plus, the story of a treasure hunter who found millions in sunken gold and then sat in jail for a decade because he refused to say where the rest of it was. We also meet Luigi Primo, the Italian semi-pro wrestler whose finishing move is chucking pizza dough in his opponent's face. Zachariah buys a pole chainsaw and is LITRALLY obsessed. Plus so much more. Just listen, okay? You'll get it.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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Works Cited:
➜ "Italian Wrestler Shows Off Unique Pizza-Slinging Move in Viral Video, Pizza Hut Reacts." NDTV Food, edited by NDTV Food Desk, 13 Mar. 2026.
➜ "Treasure Hunter Freed from Jail after Refusing to Turn over Shipwreck Gold." BBC News, 14 Mar. 2026.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.7 | This is camp counselors. |
| 0:30.1 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:32.7 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:34.9 | It is week 174 here at camp. |
| 0:38.3 | And what a fabulous day. |
| 0:41.3 | The sun is shining. |
| 0:43.3 | The snow is gone from our front yard for the first time in literally months. |
| 0:49.3 | See ya. Wouldn't wanna freaking be ya. |
| 0:52.3 | And we just came home from Foxwoods from our connecticut show so shout |
| 0:55.9 | to anyone that came to our foxwood show and our portland main show don't forget the sisters up north |
| 1:02.5 | yes the little lobster girls a little blueberry bitch a what a blueberry bitch oh a blueberry |
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